Les JO: Why I’ve been on hiatus.

14 08 2008

Dear French Pressers,

Some of you may have noticed I took a long break from blogging and the reason is the Olympic Games or Jeux Olympiques, often abbreviated “JO”.

More specifically, the reason was the horrid 4×100m Men’s Freestyle Relay, in which the Americans beat the race favorite, the French, by several hundreths of a second. It was widely publicized by NBC that Alain Bernard, the French team’s relay anchor, stated that “the French came to smash the Americans”. Embarrassed, confused, and depressed, I went into emotional hiding.

That is, until last night.

I’m proud to say Alain Bernard reclaimed his pride, his world record, and France’s gold medal last night in the Men’s Individual 100m Freestyle.

Bernard kissing the gold medal he shouldve won several days ago.

Bernard kissing the gold medal he should've won several days ago.

Ahhh… jubilation!

If only Laure Manaudou were so lucky. But alas, that girl just has too many problems on her plate.

So welcome back to the French Press!

Allez France!





Guillaume Depardieu and why you shouldn’t drink and drive more than once.

8 08 2008

When I first saw this story I just brushed it off because I didn’t think it would interest any of you (or me), but it was splattered all over the French tabloids so I decided to do a little more research. And I’ll tell you, Guillaume Depardieu is quite the screw-up.

Link: He’s at it again.

Guillaume Deardieu (37), an actor not so well known in America

Guillaume Deardieu (37), an actor not so well known in America.

Tuesday night at 8:30PM French time, Guillaume Depardieu, the famous actor with an even more famous dad, was rushed to the hospital after getting into accident on his motoscooter. I suppose the whole ordeal was fairly secret since the press didn’t report anything until Thursday night.

It was speculated that his blood-alcohol level was 3 grams per liter (I’m not sure how to convert that one into our customary percentages…), which is 6 times the legal limit for driving in France.

You should see now why I wasn’t interested. Just another actor who got drunk and made a stupid mistake. Typical.

But then I learned that Guillaume here not only had gotten in a similar accident before in 1995, he also lost his leg because of it. Mon Dieu!

After undergoing several knee surgeries for his right knee as a result of the accident, he lost his leg in 2003 because of an infection contracted at the hospital. After that, he started his own charity for victims of hospital-caused infections.

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French women may not get fat, but they get taxed!

5 08 2008

An interesting article came from Le Monde today…

Link: My Le Big Mac already costs €5! Now this?!

If you’ve ever been lucky enough to watch French television, you may have noticed peculiar subliminal messages being popped into your head. But no worries, this isn’t the work of greedy corporations, it’s the just the French government trying to watch your weight. By law, all commercials advertising food must have a message at the bottom of the screen telling you to “avoid snacking in between meals” and the ever-so-classic “please eat in moderation”.

Alas!! Is this the secret to why the French never get fat?!

Hardly. Not only are these messages microscopic, obese people DO exist in France, I can assure you.

So France has decided to listen to the old adage “power of the purse”; to stop people from eating foods that are too fatty, too sweet, and too salty, the French government is mulling over a tax on these foods. The tax would show up in the TVA (a.k.a. sales tax) and would be 19.6% of the purchase! Now 19.6% means business! Especially considering that all items not considered fatty would receive a reduced sales tax of 5.5%.

And it wouldn’t just be foods either— beverages would fall under the categories of too fatty, too sweet, and too salty. Of course this means sodas, but I feel the government is going a bit too far with this one:

Alcoholic beverages. Since the tax would apply to all foods and beverages considered “unnecessary” for a healthy diet, it would be incoherent for alcoholic beverages to be excluded. Even Le Monde takes the time to say what’s on your mind right now… wine. The very beverage that is a staple of French culture and the dinner table.

But don’t give the French government too much credit for this “Progressive” legislation— even they are realistic and don’t expect people to change their eating habits to accommodate the tax. For this very reason, the government hasn’t even mentioned promoting healthy eating habits as a goal of the tax. They have blatantly stated that they need more revenue and that it only seems appropriate to tax items that are essentially luxuries.

If you live in France (lucky you!), I wouldn’t start hoarding your junk food anytime soon; the tax won’t be appearing until economic situations brighten. The French government isn’t stupid (…can’t say the same for other governments…) and is waiting for food prices to decrease before imposing any tax on food.

We just only got rid of trans fats in California. Now do you think a tax like this would even be considered in America?

Salut les Mardis maigres…





Magic System: “Zouglou Dance”

5 08 2008

I thought I would hit you up with some French culture because we all need a break from the killing and mutating fish don’t we?

I present to you Magic System with their latest hit “Zouglou Dance”! It’s currently number 2 on the French charts (after Estelle’s “American Boy” which is in English and therefore not appropriate for this blog).

I’ll warn you! This video may not please bosses and other various old people! This isn’t your classic Edith Piaf! You’ll find the lyrics and translation after the jump. And trust me, you’ll find them very amusing!

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Le Mot du 4 août 2008

4 08 2008

Sorry loyal Pressers for not keeping up with the words of the day lately. I planned originally to only do them on weekdays but just didn’t pick it back up all last week! So without further ado, here is today’s mot!

Aujourd’hui le mot du jour est: tête (f.)

Today, the word of the day is: head (feminine)

Today’s word is inspired by this weekend’s bounty of freaky decapitations! Let us all be proud of our heads! Not everyone is so fortunate you know!

Exemple: Si on est décapité, on n’a plus une tête.

Example: If one is decapitated, one no longer has a head.

And for the heck of it, let’s do it in Italian too!

Esempio: Se si è decapitato, non ha più una testa.

Hear it spoken in French, Franglais, and Italian! That’s three languages folks! Please realize that my Italian pronunciation is far from being perfect, and that sentence could very well be wrong. That’s why this is the French Press.

If you are learning la belle langue, please note that tête is feminine in French! If you’re learning la bella lingua, testa is also feminine!





Red tuna has rights too okay?!

4 08 2008

America may be freaking out about oil, but Europe has other environmental woes as well. Take, for example, the red tuna.

Link: Do You Really Need the Tuna??

On the afternoon of August 4th in Port-Saint-Louis-du-Rhône, France (the central, southern coast), 200 amateur fishers gathered to protest the red tuna ban imposed on July 9th by the European Union.

The ban arose from concerns of Belgian fisherman, reporting that red tuna catches were extremely low all across Europe. After some scientific research, it was discovered that the red tuna was being so severely over-fished that the species was actually undergoing mutation!

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