So I hope “The French Press” isn’t trademarked or else I’m screwed!
But on a welcoming note, welcome to The French Press! This is where you’ll find all the headlines and stories you would never find in English news and that you couldn’t find in the French news– because you’re just too stupid!
A little about me: I am a high school student obsessed with French culture and French people. Anything French literally makes me giddy. So when I find an intriguing article, I’ll go ahead and paratranslate it (that’s my word for paraphrasing and translating) and most likely impose my biased opinions on you!
And always remember that when I insult you, it’s all in good fun! Please, insult me back! I am almost French (even though I’m the son of two Taiwanese-Americans) and therefore am warranted to have an arrogant attitude.
Bonne chance à tous les cons!
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